I haven’t worn underwear for 25 years. I made the decision in my 20s after buying a pair of practical undies. You know, the kind that you can slide on with a T-shirt if you want to overeat from the comfort of your sofa after work. They were supposed to feel oh-so-fine. But I hated...
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22 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Loved In January 2025
Since we can all agree that this January has been the longest month in the history of all months, we’re going to take our little wins wherever we can get them. And sometimes, finding a product you really, really love definitely feels like a win. We editors here at Scary Mommy will be the first...
I Bought My First Vibrator At A Mom's House Party & Never Looked Back
I thought I was being invited to another MLM party, which are what most parties are in my town these days. It was my third invite to this kind of party, so I felt I had to say yes. This is the rule of living in a small town: You are allowed to say no...
No, I Won't Snuggle With You When You're Sick
It’s flu season, y’all. The time of year when I regard every human being who I encounter with deep suspicion: Are you a silent carrier? Are you hiding your cough just so you can attend yoga class AND INFECT US ALL? When is the last time you washed your hands? And for the love of...